Earlier this month, Macaulay Culkin reprised his role as Kevin McCallister from Home Alone to craft a dark and disturbing short film about Kevin's traumatizing experience. In response, Daniel Stern, who played Marv in the first two Home Alone movies, created a clip of his own.
The video features a very disturbed Marv, who warns his thieving sidekick Harry about Kevin and his quest for revenge. "The kid is coming to get us," he says. "He's coming for all the home invaders and he's gonna come get us."
Stern's character also recalls the hilariously painful attacks inflicted upon him in the original pair of Christmas comedies, adding: "He hit me in the head with a brick. The iron... the bugs! He electrocuted me. For god's sakes, he turned me inside out!"
The clip concludes when the paranoid Marv hears a noise and the lights cut out, leaving the viewer with nothing but the Wet Bandit's shrill screams in the pitch-black darkness.
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